Wow.

...I was talking to one of my friends today about crummy assignments.

N: "...and I had to do a bunch of drawings of Mesopotamia for this one guy. Ha, his name was Professor Snape. He was kinda grumpy."

Me: "Well, can you blame him? I mean, I think I'd be pretty cranky."

Jeebus. If I were him, I'd have changed my name ten years ago. I have the horrifying idea that he's probably published under it, though.