Friday, December 5, 2008

The internet makes people stupid

My family is visiting me in England for Christmas. I have to keep David in my dorm room with me. That means my parents have to dig up one of my air mattresses and bring it with them. I have two - a single that will fit on my floor, and a self-inflating double that won't. They are pretty impossible to confuse, given that one is very large and comes with a pump, and the other is very small and does not. My parents know this, as they have used the air mattresses before.

My dad came on Skype this evening and said "I found an air mattress. How do I tell if it's the single or the double?" The man has an IQ of 180ish.

I wanted to shut my head repeatedly in the wardrobe door.

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