Some days, I wish I didn't live in the woods

It's laundry day, so I pulled everything off my bed and extracted the books, pillows, and stuffed animals from everything else so I could wash it. (Shut up about the stuffed animals. I so do not want to hear about it.) And I noticed that there was something white stuck to my comforter. A ball of lint? No. Oh no. It was an egg sack. A SPIDER'S EGG SACK. IN MY BED. I may never sleep again.