Sunday, January 10, 2010

I r smrt.

It's been a month, and I feel I should update. But my life is unbelievably boring. So I'll just tell you what happened to me a few minutes ago, the way I told NephthysWrath.

DescartesAndroid (1:29:54 PM): so i was going through a drawer looking for paper and i sliced my pinkie open on a razor.
DescartesAndroid (1:30:45 PM): then, two minutes later, after i put a plaster on and everything, i went back in for an envelope and sliced open my index finger on the same razor.
DescartesAndroid (1:31:22 PM): in two weeks [prestigious university] wants to give me a master's degree. FOOLS.

Clearly, I still need supervision.

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